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I seriously LOVE this one. <3 I've read this like 30 times and it never gets old. It took a while to decide which one to post. I'm not posting these in order, just so you know. So, this one is WAY back before the others. Neither Fae or Orin exist in this one yet and feel free to ask any questions. I'm thinking of making new FF's instead of continuing to post the ones from my FC so if you have an idea for one, please let me know! <3 
Whitney : This dress looks good, doesn't it?
Saria : Yes, it does! I'm totally jealous of you. I wish I could get married, but, I thought you would pick another color dress.
Whitney : Nope! I like white. It's traditional. And besides, another color would look too much like a prom dress.
Saria : Yeah, I guess you're right.
Whitney : I'm nervous...
Saria : That's okay! Everyone gets nervous! I bet Fado is nervous, too!
Whitney : What if he doesn't show up? What if he doesn't want to marry me?
Saria : He does! I mean, he loves you right?
Whitney : I guess..
Saria : I'm related to him. So if he doesn't show up, I'll make him show up! But he will, trust me. And I'm proud of him! He's making a mature commitment!
Whitney : But, I don't want to marry him by force, I want to marry him because he wants to get married.
Saria : And he does! Everything will go great! He DID propose to you, didn't he?
Whitney : Yes, he did. But people change their minds..I just hope you're right.
Fado : I don't know..*Fixes Bowtie* Do I look like a proper groom to you?
Mido : Nope, you look like the guy who will sit in the back.
Fado : WHAT?!
Mido : I'M JUST KIDDING!! You look good. She'll be all over you.
Fado : She might..
Mido : Why do you worry so much? She loves you.
Fado : I guess you're right.
Mido : *Grunts* Well, the wedding IS in an hour.
Fado : It seems like just yesterday when I proposed to her. It doesn't feel like it's been 5 months.
Mido : I know what you mean..
1 hour later..
Saria : Wow, Whitney! Fado looks really nice!
Whitney : Really? I can't wait to see him!
*Sees Malon arriving*
Saria : Is that MALON?!?!
Whitney : Yeah, why?
Saria : Why'd you invite her?! You know she's my arch enemy!
Whitney : WELL, she's my friend.
Saria : Ummm...SO?!?!
Malon : Well hi, Saria. Don't you look stupid today.
Saria : Oh, please. I look better than YOU.
Malon : Pfft, you wish.
Saria : Go suck some ass.
Malon : You first.
Whitney : Will you guys calm down? You both look great!
Saria : I'M NOT GIVING IN THAT EASY! NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!!
Makar : *Plays Violin*
Whitney : Oh, come on! This is my wedding! Please don't ruin this!
Whitney : I'm going to go now. Don't kill each other. *Takes a deep breath*
Whitney : *Walks down the aisle*
Mido : She looks great!
Fado : I know!
Saria : YOU WANT TO FIGHT, BITCH?!?!
Malon : I'LL FIGHT ALL DAY!!!
Priest : AHEM..We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
Saria : *PULLS ON HAIR*
Malon : *RIPS SLEEVE OFF*
Saria : HEY!!! YOU LITTLE STREET HAG!!!
Malon : WHO ARE CALLING A STREET HAG, CHRISTMAS ELF?!
Saria : I'M CALLING YOU A STREET HAG, NOW GO SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE!!!
Malon : I'LL SHAVE MINE WHEN YOU SHAVE YOURS.
Priest : Marriage is a solemn institution to be held in honor by all, it is the cornerstone of the family and of the community. It requires of those who undertake it a complete and unreserved giving of one's self.
Malon : YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK LIKE A BIG GREEN BUSH WITHOUT THIS CHEAP HEADBAND!!! *SNATCHES HEADBAND*
Saria : HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Malon : ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST!!! *RUNS DOWN AISLE*
Saria : GIVE IT BACK, HOE!!! *CHASES*
Everyone : o.o...
Malon : IF ONLY YOU WERE FASTER, YOU OVERWEIGHT SHITHEAD!!!
Saria : I SAID GIVE IT BACK, YOU KELLOG'S CEREAL SHITTING BOOSTER FAG!!!!
Whitney : Oh no...
Fado : *Facepalm*
Malon : OKAY...YOU WIN...
Malon : *THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW* ARE YOU GONNA GET IT NOW, WHORE?!
Saria : FADO!!! PLEASE TEABAG THIS BITCH WITH YOUR HUGE BALLS!!!!
Priest : WILL EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION AND STOP LOOKING AT THOSE TWO?
Priest : Okay..Thank you..
Priest : It is not to be entered into lightly, as marriage is a sincere and mutual commitment to love one another. This commitment symbolizes the intimate sharing of two lives and still enhances the individuality of each of you.
Saria : *SLAPS WITH FLOWER PETAL BASKET* SHUT YOUR DUSTY ASS SMELLING BITCH FUCKING SELF!!!!
Malon : *GRABS BASKET AND DUMPS FLOWER PETALS ALL OVER* AWWW, HOW CUTE!!! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE THE PLANTS IN MY GARDEN, SLUT!!!!
Priest : ...
Whitney : This just keeps getting worse..
Saria : AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE SHIT I MAKE IN THE TOILET, YOU COCK SUCKING HAIRY ASS LICKING CRACK ADDICTING MOLESTED BITCH!!!!!
Fado : -.-..
Fado : SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitney : o.o
Priest : o.o
Mido : o.o
Saria : o.o
Malon : o.o
Fado : WE SHOULD'VE NEVER INVITED YOU TWO HERE!!!!
Fado : YOU TWO ARE BOTH INCONSIDERATE!!!! WHAT IN THE BURNING HELL MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN ACT THIS WAY IN A WEDDING?!?! A FUCKING WEDDING!!!!
Fado : I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU TWO SCREAMING BITCHES TO COME HERE!!!
Fado : NOW GET OUT!!!!!!!!
Saria : -.-....*Starts walking*
Malon : *Follows along*
Fado : *Cough* Sorry about that. Where were we?
Priest : Groom, do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to her as long as you both shall live?
Fado : Yes, I do.
Priest : Bride, do you take this man to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to him as long as you both shall live?
Whitney : Of course I do.
Priest : Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Fado : SHIT!!!!! YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!!!!
Whitney : FADO!!!!!
Fado : What? Just saying.
Whitney : This dress looks good, doesn't it?
Saria : Yes, it does! I'm totally jealous of you. I wish I could get married, but, I thought you would pick another color dress.
Whitney : Nope! I like white. It's traditional. And besides, another color would look too much like a prom dress.
Saria : Yeah, I guess you're right.
Whitney : I'm nervous...
Saria : That's okay! Everyone gets nervous! I bet Fado is nervous, too!
Whitney : What if he doesn't show up? What if he doesn't want to marry me?
Saria : He does! I mean, he loves you right?
Whitney : I guess..
Saria : I'm related to him. So if he doesn't show up, I'll make him show up! But he will, trust me. And I'm proud of him! He's making a mature commitment!
Whitney : But, I don't want to marry him by force, I want to marry him because he wants to get married.
Saria : And he does! Everything will go great! He DID propose to you, didn't he?
Whitney : Yes, he did. But people change their minds..I just hope you're right.
Fado : I don't know..*Fixes Bowtie* Do I look like a proper groom to you?
Mido : Nope, you look like the guy who will sit in the back.
Fado : WHAT?!
Mido : I'M JUST KIDDING!! You look good. She'll be all over you.
Fado : She might..
Mido : Why do you worry so much? She loves you.
Fado : I guess you're right.
Mido : *Grunts* Well, the wedding IS in an hour.
Fado : It seems like just yesterday when I proposed to her. It doesn't feel like it's been 5 months.
Mido : I know what you mean..
1 hour later..
Saria : Wow, Whitney! Fado looks really nice!
Whitney : Really? I can't wait to see him!
*Sees Malon arriving*
Saria : Is that MALON?!?!
Whitney : Yeah, why?
Saria : Why'd you invite her?! You know she's my arch enemy!
Whitney : WELL, she's my friend.
Saria : Ummm...SO?!?!
Malon : Well hi, Saria. Don't you look stupid today.
Saria : Oh, please. I look better than YOU.
Malon : Pfft, you wish.
Saria : Go suck some ass.
Malon : You first.
Whitney : Will you guys calm down? You both look great!
Saria : I'M NOT GIVING IN THAT EASY! NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT!!!!
Makar : *Plays Violin*
Whitney : Oh, come on! This is my wedding! Please don't ruin this!
Whitney : I'm going to go now. Don't kill each other. *Takes a deep breath*
Whitney : *Walks down the aisle*
Mido : She looks great!
Fado : I know!
Saria : YOU WANT TO FIGHT, BITCH?!?!
Malon : I'LL FIGHT ALL DAY!!!
Priest : AHEM..We are gathered here today, on this happy and joyous occasion, to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
Saria : *PULLS ON HAIR*
Malon : *RIPS SLEEVE OFF*
Saria : HEY!!! YOU LITTLE STREET HAG!!!
Malon : WHO ARE CALLING A STREET HAG, CHRISTMAS ELF?!
Saria : I'M CALLING YOU A STREET HAG, NOW GO SHAVE THAT MUSTACHE!!!
Malon : I'LL SHAVE MINE WHEN YOU SHAVE YOURS.
Priest : Marriage is a solemn institution to be held in honor by all, it is the cornerstone of the family and of the community. It requires of those who undertake it a complete and unreserved giving of one's self.
Malon : YOUR HAIR WILL LOOK LIKE A BIG GREEN BUSH WITHOUT THIS CHEAP HEADBAND!!! *SNATCHES HEADBAND*
Saria : HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!
Malon : ONLY IF YOU CAN CATCH ME FIRST!!! *RUNS DOWN AISLE*
Saria : GIVE IT BACK, HOE!!! *CHASES*
Everyone : o.o...
Malon : IF ONLY YOU WERE FASTER, YOU OVERWEIGHT SHITHEAD!!!
Saria : I SAID GIVE IT BACK, YOU KELLOG'S CEREAL SHITTING BOOSTER FAG!!!!
Whitney : Oh no...
Fado : *Facepalm*
Malon : OKAY...YOU WIN...
Malon : *THROWS IT OUT THE WINDOW* ARE YOU GONNA GET IT NOW, WHORE?!
Saria : FADO!!! PLEASE TEABAG THIS BITCH WITH YOUR HUGE BALLS!!!!
Priest : WILL EVERYONE PLEASE PAY ATTENTION AND STOP LOOKING AT THOSE TWO?
Priest : Okay..Thank you..
Priest : It is not to be entered into lightly, as marriage is a sincere and mutual commitment to love one another. This commitment symbolizes the intimate sharing of two lives and still enhances the individuality of each of you.
Saria : *SLAPS WITH FLOWER PETAL BASKET* SHUT YOUR DUSTY ASS SMELLING BITCH FUCKING SELF!!!!
Malon : *GRABS BASKET AND DUMPS FLOWER PETALS ALL OVER* AWWW, HOW CUTE!!! NOW YOU LOOK LIKE THE PLANTS IN MY GARDEN, SLUT!!!!
Priest : ...
Whitney : This just keeps getting worse..
Saria : AND YOU LOOK LIKE THE SHIT I MAKE IN THE TOILET, YOU COCK SUCKING HAIRY ASS LICKING CRACK ADDICTING MOLESTED BITCH!!!!!
Fado : -.-..
Fado : SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Whitney : o.o
Priest : o.o
Mido : o.o
Saria : o.o
Malon : o.o
Fado : WE SHOULD'VE NEVER INVITED YOU TWO HERE!!!!
Fado : YOU TWO ARE BOTH INCONSIDERATE!!!! WHAT IN THE BURNING HELL MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN ACT THIS WAY IN A WEDDING?!?! A FUCKING WEDDING!!!!
Fado : I DIDN'T EVEN ASK YOU TWO SCREAMING BITCHES TO COME HERE!!!
Fado : NOW GET OUT!!!!!!!!
Saria : -.-....*Starts walking*
Malon : *Follows along*
Fado : *Cough* Sorry about that. Where were we?
Priest : Groom, do you take this woman to be your wedded wife? Do you promise to love her, comfort her, honor and keep her in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to her as long as you both shall live?
Fado : Yes, I do.
Priest : Bride, do you take this man to be your wedded husband? Do you promise to love him, comfort him, honor and keep him in sickness and in health, remaining faithful to him as long as you both shall live?
Whitney : Of course I do.
Priest : Then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride.
Fado : SHIT!!!!! YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT!!!!!
Whitney : FADO!!!!!
Fado : What? Just saying.
