FAN FICTION #4

Orin is quite the little bastard, isn't he? Anyway, I'm trying to post as fast and as much FF's as I can seeing that both Krista and Cris like them so much. And this is my favorite one so far so I think you'll like it

Orin : THIS'LL BE HILARIOUS!!!
Orin : *Puts a handcuff around each Fado and Whitney's wrist*
Orin : *LOCKS WITH KEY* HEHEH....
Orin : *Sneaks out of room*
HOURS LATER...
Whitney : YAWN.. *Gets up*
Whitney : *Gets pulled back*
Whitney : *Gets up again*
Whitney : *Gets pulled back again*
Whitney : ...Yes?
Fado : *Wakes up* Hm?
Whitney : What do you need, sweetpea?
Fado : Umm, nothing.
Fado : Do you need anything?
Whitney : No...
Fado : Why'd you ask?
Whitney : You were tugging at me.
Fado : YOU were tugging at me.
Whitney : Wait a minute...
Whitney : WE'RE HANDCUFFED!!!
Fado : WHAT?!
Whitney : I think I know the exact person who is behind this..
Whitney : ORIN! COME HERE!
Orin : What?
Whitney : Did you handcuff us?
Orin : Yeah.
Whitney : WHY?
Orin : Because it's funny!
Fado : *Facepalm*
Whitney : Just...just give me the key?
Orin : What? This key?
Whitney : Yes. That one.
Orin : *EATS KEY*
Why : ORIN! WHY'D YOU EAT IT?!
Orin : CAUSE NOW YOU TWO ARE STUCK TOGETHER!!
Fado : WHAT!!!
Orin : HAVE FUN, YOU TWO. *CHUCKLES*
Whitney : ....NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!
Fado : Well....I kind of need to...use the bathroom...
Whitney : ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
Fado : I NEED TO GOOOO
Fado : *Walks up to toilet*
Fado : *Takes penis out*
Whitney : o.o
Fado : *Starts to pee*
Whitney : o.o
Fado : What? It's not my fault you like my penis.
Whitney : <.<; I didn't say anything.
Fado :*Washes hands*
Whitney : Can I tell you something?
Fado : Yes?
Whitney : I need to take a shower.
Fado : O.O You're KIDDING me.
Whitney : Well, you need to take one too!
Fado : True, but....Do we really have to go through this? Let's just find a way to take this off.
Whitney : And how is that, smartypants?
Fado : You're right. Let's just...go.
Whitney : Hand me the soap.
Fado : *Stares at boobs*
Whitney : Hello..?
Fado : WHAT?
Whitney : I SAID..Hand me the soap.
Fado : Oh. Why didn't you say so? *Hands the soap*
Whitney : *Facepalm* PAY ATTENTION AND STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
Fado : *Continues to stare* ...What did you say?
Whitney : *THROWS SOAP AT FACE*
Fado : OWWWWWW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Whitney : -.-...
Whitney : Can I shampoo your hair?
Fado : I wanna shampoo my own hair.
Whitney : Please? I barely get to touch it!
Fado : Why would you want to touch it? And besides, I'm pretty capable of washing my own hair.
Whitney : BECAUSE..It's soft! Just for once, sweetpea?
Fado : *SIGH* Alright.
Whitney : *Shampoos thoroughly* You're so adorable!
Fado : >.>
Whitney : And your hair is so bright...
Fado : Yeah..are you done yet?
Whitney : Aww, you're so cute! *Hugs*
Fado : .////. Are you done?
Whitney : And you're so handsome!
Fado : Yes, that's very nice but we should rinse my hair and get going.
Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
Fado : *Scratches balls*
Whitney : FADO!!!!
Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!
Fado : OH umm I don't know..
Whitney : Do you know anything?
Fado : *Places face in between boobs* No, but your boobs smell nice...
Whitney : *SLAPS* FADO!
Fado : WHAT JUST SAYING.
AN HOUR LATER...
Whitney : We...finally....got our...clothes on..
Whitney : Wait..I feel something.. *Digs in pocket and takes a condom out*
Whitney : WHAT IS A CONDOM DOING IN MY POCKET?!
Fado : OH. That's mine....*Takes condom*
Whitney : *Facepalm*
Fado : I need to go to the wind temple..
Whitney : WHAT? OHHHH NOOOOO!!! I'LL WATCH YOU PEE AND I'LL TAKE A SHOWER WITH YOU BUT I AM NOT GOING TO THE WIND TEMPLE!!!
Fado : WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU MARRIED A SAGE. NOW COME ON.

Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
Fado : *Scratches balls*
Whitney : FADO!!!!
Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!


LOL!!!!!! OMG, I LOVE IT!!!

LOL Fado is a very horny man.

winterKIRA wrote:LOL Fado is a very horny man.

OMG THATS WHAT EVERYONE SAYS! BUT IT IS VERY TRUE LOL

Kapsody`♥ wrote:Whitney : How are we going to get our clothes on?
Fado : *Scratches balls*
Whitney : FADO!!!!
Fado : *Scratches penis* What?
Whitney : STOP SCRATCHING YOURSELF AND ANSWER ME!


LOL!!!!!! OMG, I LOVE IT!!!

HE PICKS AT HIS PARTS WAY TOO MUCH LOL!!