FAN FICTION #3

Fado : I'm going to invite Mido and Saria over for game night.
Whitney : for what?
Fado : game night. you know, we do one every month?
Whitney : what're going to play?
Fado : you know, poker.
Whitney : we always play poker.
Fado : well....we'll play other games after that. JUST LET ME PLAY MY POKER
Whitney : hmm alright
Orin : WHAT'S UP?!
Fado : we're having game night tonight, which means you and fae have to go to sleep early tonight.
Orin : DUDE WHY CAN'T WE WATCH?
Fado : you kids shouldn't get involved in our game nights
Orin : AWW YOU SUCK
Whitney : You just watch though, I'll beat you this time!
Fado : HMPH. I ALWAYS BEAT YOU.
Whitney : I'LL BEAT YOU THOUGH!!!
Fado : NO YOU WON'T
Whitney : YES I WILL.
Orin : ...do you guys just have sex to see who wins or what?
Fado : <.<...orin, get out of here
Orin : ALRIGHT ALRIGHT JUST SAYING GEEZ
HOURS LATER....
Fado : Are the kids asleep?
Whitney : yes, did you invite saria and mido?
Fado : they're on their way.
Saria : *KNOCKS DOOR*
Whitney : *Opens door* Saria! : D Come in!
Mido : I BROUGHT BEER!!!
Whitney : that's nice..o.o
Mido : GIVE ME YOUR CHIPS
Saria : NO, GIVE ME YOURS
Whitney : I THINK I HAVE ROYAL FLUSH!
Orin : SO... HOWS THE GAME GOING?
Whitney : ORIN! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO GO TO BED?
Orin : YEAH. SO?
Whitney : -.-...
Saria : Aww! Is this your son? He's so cute!
Whitney : Thank you!
Orin : WELL I AM PRETTY SEXY
Whitney : ORIN!!!
Orin : WHAT?
Whitney : Fado, do you-
Fado : WHAT. DO I WHAT.
Whitney : o.o....
Mido : Want more beer?
Whitney : No, I'm good.
Fado : YEAH YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE ALWAYS GOOD.
Whitney : Fado, what is your problem?
Fado : I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS MY PROBLEM?
Whitney : FADO, ARE YOU DRUNK?
Fado : NO!!!!
Whitney : HOW MANY BEERS DID YOU HAVE?!
Fado : UMM LET'S SEE... 1....3....2...3....NO WAIT 6...
Whitney : FADO!!!!
Fado : WHAT!! I THINK I HAD...
Whitney : I think you should take a nap. *grabs hand*
Fado : *TAKES HAND OUT* I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE A NAP!!!!
Saria : o.o...
Fado : WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
Whitney : FADO!!!
Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
Whitney : FADO!!!
Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*
Orin : O_O....
Whitney : O_O..
Saria : Did anyone else see that?
Mido : DID FADO, THE CHOSEN WIND SAGE, JUST GET DRUNK AND FELL OUT A WINDOW?
Orin : DADS SO COOL WHEN HE'S DRUNK!! LOL!!!
Whitney : DID WE JUST LET A DRUNK KOKIRI OUTSIDE AT NIGHT WANDERING ON HIS OWN? I'M GONNA GO GET HIM!!
Whitney : FADO!!!
Fado : WHAT.
Whitney : Come back inside.
Fado : NO. I LIKE IT OUTSIDE. IT'S....NICE.
Whitney : ...IT'S EVEN NICER INSIDE, SWEETPEA!
Fado : HOW.....?
Whitney : *Holds hand* Because I love you.
Fado : I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.
Whitney : *GRIPS* IF YOU DON'T FALL FOR IT, I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK, DUMBASS!!!
Fado : ....ACTUALLY, I THINK IT IS NICE INSIDE.
Whitney : It is, isn't it? *Walks back inside with Fado*

LOLOL The best so far XDD

winterKIRA wrote:LOLOL The best so far XDD

Thank you thank you thank you!

LOL DUDE, THIS IS YOUR BEST FAN FIC YET!!

Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
Whitney : FADO!!!
Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*

LMAO!!!!!!! By the way, I love your Avatar and Sig! <3

Kapsody`♥ wrote:LOL DUDE, THIS IS YOUR BEST FAN FIC YET!!

Fado : *SLIPS WHITNEY'S SKIRT OFF*
Whitney : O/////O FADO!!!!!!!!!
Fado : IS YOUR SKIRT ALWAYS THIS EASY TO TAKE OFF? I COULD RAPE YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED!
Whitney : FADO!!!
Orin : OH MY GOD, DAD O_O
Fado : AND YOUR BIG BOOBS ARE STRETCHING YOUR BRAS *POPS BRA STRAP*
Whitney : FADO!!! -.-
Fado : WHAT? ARE YOU GONNA DO ME NOW? GO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST AND THEN WE'LL TALK.
Fado : I'M GONNA.... STEP OUTSIDE FOR A MINUTE... *WALKS INTO WALL* OH....THAT WASN'T THE DOOR, WAS IT?
Fado : HERES THE DOOR! *FALLS OUT OF WINDOW*

LMAO!!!!!!! By the way, I love your Avatar and Sig! <3

THANKS! <3