Now, notice they use candles and not normal lights, because even though zelda is a fantasy series, it's supposed to be taken place back in the day and things aren't supposed to be very modern, so...yeah
Orin : *wakes up*
Orin : *walks around*
Orin : mom is asleep, so is dad..I GUESS THE COAST IS CLEAR!
Orin : *takes out a huge instruction sheet* THIS'LL BE SO FUNNY!
Orin : Orin baby, you're a genius.
Orin : *Pulls string* *Pan falls*
Whitney : O.O did I hear something?
Whitney : *looks around* nope. must be me. *goes back to sleep*
Orin : *Kicks Pan across the room*
Whitney : ...i heard SOMETHING..hmm..
Whitney : I guess it's just outside.
Orin : okay.. *takes a HUGE breath*
Orin : *RUNS INTO WALL* *Everything in the cabinets fall*
Whitney : OKAY, THAT WAS REAL
Whitney : *lights a candle* THERE MUST BE A BURGLAR IN HERE O.O
Whitney : I'm gonna give him a peice of my mind -.-
Whitney : *walks slowly into the kitchen*
Whitney : HEY!!!! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!
Orin : *sneaks behind whitney and takes flame out with hand*
Whitney : O.O eep. my candle.
Fado : *wakes up* .... *looks around*
Fado : I SWEAR I heard someone yell o.o
Orin : *drops vase*
Whitney : O.O
Fado : SOMETHING JUST BROKE!
Fado : Whitney's gone....
Fado : THERE'S A KIDNAPPER IN HERE AND THEY TOOK WHITNEY!!!
Fado : That's it. I'M GETTING HER BACK. *GRABS A BAT*
Whitney : DON'T GO BREAKING MY THINGS!!!! YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!
Orin : LOL!!!!!
Fado : *walks into kitchen*
Fado : somebody took my candle..
Fado : wait a second... *squints* I THINK I SEE SOMEONE!!
Whitney : *turns around* *stares at fado for a minute*
Whitney : HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU?!
Fado : ....Who are YOU?!?!?
Whitney : *KICKS FADO IN THE BALLS*
Fado : *SLAPS WHITNEY WITH BAT*
Fado : OW!!!!!!!! MY BALLS!!!!
Whitney : OW!!!! MY FACE!!!!!!!
Fado : GIVE... ME MY...*HOLDS BALLS* WIFE BACK!!!!!
Whitney : I DON'T HAVE YOUR WIFE YOU IDIOT!!!
Whitney : GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
Fado : WHAT?! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!
Whitney : ...Fado?
Fado : Whitney...?
Whitney : What are you doing here?
Fado : I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Whitney : I thought a burglar was here!!
Fado : I thought someone kidnapped you!!!
Whitney : I heard sounds down here so I came to check
Fado : ...But WHO was making those "sounds"?
Orin : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fado and Whitney : *look at each other* ORIN. -.-
Orin : OH CRAP. *RUNS*
Orin : *wakes up*
Orin : *walks around*
Orin : mom is asleep, so is dad..I GUESS THE COAST IS CLEAR!
Orin : *takes out a huge instruction sheet* THIS'LL BE SO FUNNY!
Orin : Orin baby, you're a genius.
Orin : *Pulls string* *Pan falls*
Whitney : O.O did I hear something?
Whitney : *looks around* nope. must be me. *goes back to sleep*
Orin : *Kicks Pan across the room*
Whitney : ...i heard SOMETHING..hmm..
Whitney : I guess it's just outside.
Orin : okay.. *takes a HUGE breath*
Orin : *RUNS INTO WALL* *Everything in the cabinets fall*
Whitney : OKAY, THAT WAS REAL
Whitney : *lights a candle* THERE MUST BE A BURGLAR IN HERE O.O
Whitney : I'm gonna give him a peice of my mind -.-
Whitney : *walks slowly into the kitchen*
Whitney : HEY!!!! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE, WHOEVER YOU ARE!!!
Orin : *sneaks behind whitney and takes flame out with hand*
Whitney : O.O eep. my candle.
Fado : *wakes up* .... *looks around*
Fado : I SWEAR I heard someone yell o.o
Orin : *drops vase*
Whitney : O.O
Fado : SOMETHING JUST BROKE!
Fado : Whitney's gone....
Fado : THERE'S A KIDNAPPER IN HERE AND THEY TOOK WHITNEY!!!
Fado : That's it. I'M GETTING HER BACK. *GRABS A BAT*
Whitney : DON'T GO BREAKING MY THINGS!!!! YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHO YOU ARE OR I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!
Orin : LOL!!!!!
Fado : *walks into kitchen*
Fado : somebody took my candle..
Fado : wait a second... *squints* I THINK I SEE SOMEONE!!
Whitney : *turns around* *stares at fado for a minute*
Whitney : HEY!!! WHO ARE YOU?!
Fado : ....Who are YOU?!?!?
Whitney : *KICKS FADO IN THE BALLS*
Fado : *SLAPS WHITNEY WITH BAT*
Fado : OW!!!!!!!! MY BALLS!!!!
Whitney : OW!!!! MY FACE!!!!!!!
Fado : GIVE... ME MY...*HOLDS BALLS* WIFE BACK!!!!!
Whitney : I DON'T HAVE YOUR WIFE YOU IDIOT!!!
Whitney : GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!
Fado : WHAT?! THIS IS MY HOUSE!!!
Whitney : ...Fado?
Fado : Whitney...?
Whitney : What are you doing here?
Fado : I was gonna ask you the same thing.
Whitney : I thought a burglar was here!!
Fado : I thought someone kidnapped you!!!
Whitney : I heard sounds down here so I came to check
Fado : ...But WHO was making those "sounds"?
Orin : LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fado and Whitney : *look at each other* ORIN. -.-
Orin : OH CRAP. *RUNS*